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Hello fellow banana league shitters. As you may know the best defenseman to ever touch this league is now a cup champ. I'd like to thank my D partner vGrxmpy for being a 4th forward all season and leaving me on 3 on 1s all game. Next I'd like to thank Shotsy IV for never crossing our own blue line all season long, you definitely deserve Defensive FWD of the year. Also I would like to thank Manship for making the right decision to bring in an elite defenseman like myself. I would like to thank DDezo for never finishing on my elite, tape to tape breakout passes. Last but definitely not least, I'd like to thank Donnywood for keeping my water bottles filled after every shift. To the rest of my curse boys, I love you. I better get a fucking contract extension.

Now to the team we played in the finals... Seriously I don't know your team name or anyone on your team. Get good idiots, you got clamped by a natural forward. CUP CHECK!

Seriously you all suck.

Seems legit.